The "New York Times" bestselling authors of "Nice Is Just a Place in France "and creators of the online humor and advice phenomenon Betches.com and Instagram account @Betches explain the brutal truths of how to date like a true betch, with insights from the Head Pro.
In the age of Tinder, Hinge, or any other dating app that matches you with randos, the dating game has grown complex and confusing. Cue the Betches first, we helped you win at basically everything, and now we re going to help you win the most important battle a betch can face.
Maybe you re a Delusional Dater who needs to get in touch with reality (seriously, he s just NOT that f***ing into you) or perhaps you re a TGF who needs to stop being so desperate and start playing the game. Or maybe you re just tired of swiping left and ready for the pro of your dreams to put a 15-karat diamond ring on it so you can stop pretending to do work. Either way, we ve got you covered. With insight from the Betches own Head Pro, this book is a must-have bible for any betch looking for love.
So put away the Ben & Jerry s fro-yo (just because it s low fat doesn t mean it s okay to eat the whole tub) and start dating like a winner."
The creators of the popular blog BetchesLoveThis.com use their signature wit and wisdom to teach you how to make it in a dangerous world filled with nice girls and carbs.
LOOK, MAYBE YOU'RE A NICE GIRL, but we're guessing you're more like us or you probably wouldn't have picked up this book. Not that we have a problem with girls who are nice people. But being nice is just not the way to get what you want. And this book is about getting what you want. Not in like a finding happiness, giving back to the world, being grateful for what you have sort of way. But in a ruling your world, being the most desired, powerful badass in the room way, so you can come out on top of any situation: guys, career, friends, enemies, whatever.
How does a betch make that happen?
Here are some highlights:
DON'T BE EASY.
DON'T BE POOR.
DON'T BE UGLY.
We didn't come up with these life lessons. We're just the ones who wrote it all down. This is not self-help. Self-help is for fat people and divorc#65533;es. This is how to deal with your problems when you have no problems. You're welcome.